Yorkies!

[Alsatian]

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us."

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to
have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"

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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then, lad, does tha
sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

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Police have just released details of a new drug craze prevalent in
Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just
above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called `E by gum`.