Mermaids don't exist - Official!

[Pete]

Another of today's headlines from the Beeb - "No evidence of mermaids, says US government"

"There is no evidence that mermaids exist, a US government scientific agency has said."

Well, no sh*t Sherlock is my reply. Although, as one wag pointed out on Twitter, "Thanks to their denial, belief in mermaids rises 3,000%"  )

http://bbc.in/N6kyk1

Hat tip to Greywulf.

[Stuart]

I like the caption to the picture of the mermaid - "Sorry folks - it's just a costume" - like we really believed mermaids have blue boobies.

[Pete]

Pervert...  )

[Fly]

You'll be telling us Santa doesn't exist next 

[Pete]

Fly - you'd better sit down for this...

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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!