I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller. Apparently, " A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call No 69.
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them - they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and, to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Topic: Quick one-liners (Read 870 times)