When new technology doesn't work

[therealjr]

So I was visiting my daughter and prospective son in law.
I asked to borrow a newspaper.
'Hey old man' says the PSIL 'this is the 21st century, nothing as old fashioned as newspapers in this house'
He proceeded to hand me his iPad.
Not sure how long it took him to get the squashed fly off the screen.

[Slacker]

I asked for an iPad for my birthday