General one-liners

[Alsatian]

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.   

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.   
   
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.   

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.   

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
   
Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.   

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.   

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.   

Tired of working for only £9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: £7 -- £9 per hour.

[Pete]

Fuck me! How politically correct was that? 

[therealjr]

yeah not up to his usual standards!!

[mycul]

Sorry, why have these comments not been snipped?
Can I complain to somebody?
Dogboy, keep it up.

[~Aitch~]

I have a funny feeling that your final "one liner" over in the place which should not be mentioned will get cut.  Bloody funny though.   

Welcome aboard, Mycul.

[Alsatian]

Sorry, why have these comments not been snipped?
Can I complain to somebody?
Dogboy, keep it up.

Welcome on here Mycul 

[Fly]

I have a funny feeling that your final "one liner" over in the place which should not be mentioned will get cut.  Bloody funny though.   

Welcome aboard, Mycul.

Sorry Aitch, I don't seem to see that post.
Oh well, guess it's down to mod discretion, but to be honest, at 12.30am on new years day I can't be arsed to look.
I'll have a look in the morning. T&C. mod's discretion LOL

XX Hellen