I've got some strange FB mates.

[Fly]

Here's a post from earlier. I've cleaned it up.

"Go and have a look at the size of the dump I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife.
"No thanks," she replied.
"Please, just one quick look," I said, "You won't believe it."
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She pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."
I said, "It's on the scales."

[Slacker]

Pinched from Sickipedia (as a lot of Facebook jokes,  including some of mine, are)

[Fly]

Know of it Andy, just don't look that often, this one just made me LOL 

[simondjuk]

pmsl, Sickipedia is amazing for jokes.

Just dont go there if easily offended.

[Fly]

Very true Simon  )
I'd love to post loads of them on here, but, regardless of peoples perception of free speech,
there's only so much the mod team can allow on here 

By shear coincidence, picked up a brummie in my taxi today, he has no issues with being called that.
I'm hoping he joins the forum, he's got the details, and we had a laugh during the journey 
The same reason I won't delete jokes about Paddy.

Bit of common sense me thinks is always good 

[Slacker]

Some are pointlessly sick (does what it says on the tin) but others pretty funny