Three men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how the feck do they represent Xmas?"... Paddy says "they're Carols.
Topic: First Christmas Joke (Read 841 times)