Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift on the drive that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the drive.
Confused, the wife put on her dressing gown, ran out to the drive and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ron has been missing since Friday.
Topic: The Forgotten Anniversary (Read 992 times)