The clueless CEO

[Alsatian]

A young executive is leaving the office late one night when he finds the CEO standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“This is a very sensitive official document,” says the CEO. “My secretary’s gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”

“Sure,” says the junior exec, excited that the company CEO would let him in on something like this. He turns on the shredder and hits the start button.

“Great,” says the CEO. “I just need one copy.”