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I'll get me coat
« on: January 29, 2012, 07:32:36 PM »
Premature ejaculator seeks beautilful blonde with massive t1ts, long tanned legs & waxed.............wait...........oh, it doesn't matter.
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 07:40:42 PM »
I asked my wife for oral relief last night.... She said do you want me to suck you off?  No, I said just shut the feck up.
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 07:50:43 PM »
Keep em coming. Scuse the phrase ! lol
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2012, 08:07:50 PM »
Fellatio Sucks! ;D
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2012, 08:17:04 PM »
Why is it called a blow job ?????
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 08:21:07 PM »
Quote from: Fly on January 29, 2012, 08:17:04 PM
Why is it called a blow job ?????
Blows your mind (if I can remember that far back)!
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2012, 08:24:16 PM »
Nah, thats bo**ocks  8)
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2012, 08:26:04 PM »
bottocks?
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 12:27:20 PM »
Is oral sex a taste of things to come?!  ;)
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 12:34:24 PM »
In your dreams it is... LOL
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 04:09:29 PM »
Gentlemen!  If you're not successful on the 'oral' front, I could offer you hand relief



Possibly not the best thought out name for hand lotion.   :D
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 05:04:58 PM »
I remember being offered my first blow job when I was at school.
I said "no thanks sir, I don't like the taste".
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2012, 08:01:20 PM »
Is that why your athiest now.
You didn't like the Catholic Schooling System LOL ;D
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2012, 10:38:40 PM »
Asked my missus for hand relief tonight, she started to rub her car keys up and down my willie.  I thought she's just fobbing me off.
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Re: I'll get me coat
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2012, 10:39:22 PM »
This guy is so good.
Reginald D Hunter - Dad
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