An Irish man, an Australian man and a Scouser all in a bar.
Just as they were all enjoying their beers, the Scouser looks up and says to the others "damn, thats jesus!".
So with that they all buy Jesus a drink. The Irish man buys him a Guinness, the Australian buys him a Fosters, and the Scouser buys him a bitter.
After Jesus drinks all his beers he goes to the group to shake their hands.
He shakes the Irish man's hand and with that gives off a yell of relief, "Hell Jesus, that bad back I've had all my life has just gone". He shakes the Australian man's hand and he also gives off a yell, "That Arthritis I've had for 20 years has just disappeared!".
Jesus goes to shake the Scousers who says, "Feck off, I'm on disability".
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