TV Evangelist

[Alsatian]

A middle aged couple are watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick.

"If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty
Lord will heal you."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch and his wife says "Get real - he said heal the sick, not
raise the dead!"