With their 8 year old son around the only way to have a 'quickie' during lock-down was to send him out onto the balcony with a Mars bar and tell him to report on all the activity in the street.
“An ambulance has just gone by”
“The Anderson's have just had an ASDA delivery”
“Matty has just gone out on his bike”
“Looks like the Sanderson's have gone into full lock-down isolation”
“Oscar's mum is telling him off”
“Jeanie has just gone out in her car”
After a few seconds, “The Coopers are bonking now”,
Startled his mum and dad shot up in bed and dad called out “How do you know that?”
“Because Jimmy Cooper is out on their balcony eating a Mars bar”.
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