The beer drinkers prayer

[Alsatian]

Our beer
 Which art in bottles
 Hallowed by thy sport
 Thy will be drunk I will be drunk
 At home as it is in the pub
 Give us each day our daily schooners
 And forgive us our spillage
 As we forgive those who spillest against us
 And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
 And deliver us from Tequila
 For mine is the bitter
 The talent and the footy
 Forever and ever
 Barmen.