To get back to serious (SIMON by the way "As far as I know, I have no link to anyone on here. Or do I?". YES YOU DO you mend my computers at work).
Years ago Mum went to New Zealand to visit middle brother and decided to go to Chapel one Sunday morning. After the service she met the minister who asked her where she came from, she replied Chesterfield, at which he replied "my sister lives there" after a bit more conversation it was revealed that sister worked at Woolworths and her boss was my wife.
Mum, Dad, her Sister and her Husband were walking down the front at Benidorm (as you do), next minute a woman ran towards them pushed Mum and Sister aside and started hugging Dad. Turns out to be his Sister who he hadn't seen for donkey's years.