Pizza order

[Alsatian]

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[Alsatian]

Is there an easier/better way to post these files?

[Slacker]

I posted it a couple of years ago via youtube, think someone at Grassmoor did it and it took several attempts to get an amusing response. There was an argument on the forum about whether it was racist but I think the nationality is irrelevant to the joke.
Do you deliver?

[k4blades]

Wan't it a Peter Kaye joke originally.


Reminds me of the time I was in Pizza Hut when Wayne Rooney came in and sat at the next table. He ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he would like it cut into 4 or 8 slices. "Four", he replied, "I don't think I could manage 8."

Which reminds me of the time Wayne Rooney was in Debenhams looking for a present for Coleen. He came across a display where a young attendent was demonstarting thermos flasks. Amused, he asked the attendent to explain what the flask actually did. "Well", she said, "you can put hot things in, and they stay hot"
"Wow", said Wayne.
"but you can also put cold things in and they will stay cold", she added. Amazed, Wayne bought one.
Upon arriving home, Coleen rushed to the door,
"Hello Wayne, what have you bought me today?" she giggled.
"This flask, its great" he said.
"What does it do?"she wondered.
"you can put hot things in it and they stay hot"
"Wow" she said.
"And you can put cold things in and they stay cold" he added.
"Double wow" she said excitedly.
"Theres more" he added, " I've filled it for you. Inside theres some ice cream and two cups of coffee."

   

[therealjr]

Which reminds me of Wayne Rooney coming home from training with an L and R tippexed onto his boots.
'What's that for'? says Colleen
'Well' says Rooney 'I was struggling to decide which boot went on which foot so Fergie suggested I put an L on the left one and an R on the right one and I'd know which way round they went'
Ah says Colleen 'Is that why it says C and A in my knickers'?

[Alsatian]

@Slacker "argument on the forum about whether it was racist but I think the nationality is irrelevant to the joke."

Exactly - it would have been just as funny if it were an English person on the other end of the line. To be precise it's just as much about the way the Grassmoorarians' accent (yes you were right it was Grassmoor) as the understanding of the pizza establishment