@ scimitar -

) that's made me laugh

)
reminded me of years back when i worked at woolies in the restaurant and a group of lads who had been drinking came past and said to me give us a chicken with it's legs open

without thinking I repled you wouldn't know what to do with it if i gave you one!

all his mates roared with laughing - I skulked off into the back room

big gob!!
