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handy

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Flying Solo
« on: December 30, 2011, 09:23:56 PM »
FLYING SOLO

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"


All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . "
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Re: Flying Solo
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2011, 09:55:48 PM »
Aaaggghhhh  ;)
Sorry handy, missed this one. Welcome to Chesterfield Online  :)
Are you who I think you are ?
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Re: Flying Solo
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2011, 08:47:58 AM »
Welcome Handy, your ears must have been burning. Only a couple of days ago we were wondering where you had got to.
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Re: Flying Solo
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2011, 11:52:52 AM »
Yes same Handy ,thanks for the welcome.
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