Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power lead.
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
Topic: Office one-liners (Read 1126 times)