Enjoy your stay at the Bejing King Hotel.

[Fly]

Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the
hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in
passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel,
because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in
the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new
guests.

The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course
are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are
available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are
invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But
please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar.
We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play
with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting.
At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and
fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In
winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering
views of outstanding obscenity! . You will not be disturbed by
traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used
only by pederasts.

Your bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you
have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take
advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts,
blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your
trousers.

Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope.
You will struggle to forget it."

[Old Cruser]

Is that where you stayed in Spain Fly