Burglar story

[simondjuk]

Just had to share this.  Ive come into work this morning and a good friend of mine was sat there.  I said 'morning' to him and he turned round.  His face was a bit of a mess, bruising under his eyes, his nose is swollen and he's had stitches on his top lip.  So naturally I asked him what had happened.  Apparently he went out on Saturday night and when he came home, he found a young lad in his kitchen.  So guess what happened next?  Needless to say, the lad had 'fallen over' over so many times he was laid on the grass when the police turned up.

The burglar deserved everything he got.

[Slacker]

This sound a bit similar to the shoplifter and marines story

[simondjuk]

This sound a bit similar to the shoplifter and marines story

Yeah, difference is, the one here is actually true.

[Fly]

Not wanting to sound funny.

Your mate took a beating too, from the burglar 

[simondjuk]

He did.  But by what I gather, the intruder came off a lot worse.

[mycul]

And the moral of the story?  Keep a baseball bat, a hockey stick or a walking stick by your back door.  Sorry Officer he must have tripped.

[Scimitar]

Oh yes, No mercy. You invade my castle I will repell you.