Good heavens. Haven't the Telegraph got an illegal immigrant story to lead with? Let's say you want to assassinate her - do you wait until she's doing 70mph through the underpasses of a capital city, a guy at the wheel who's three times over the limit, with all the lack of situational control that that presents, or do you simply blow her up on her lover's boat one night, when no-one's about to see you do it?