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She was Sooo Blonde!
« on: January 23, 2012, 11:25:34 AM »
She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre.
* At the bottom of an application where it says, “Sign here:” she wrote “Sagittarius.”

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.


She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “Concentrate.”
* She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for petrol money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde …
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said “TGIF,” which she thought stood for “This Goes In Front.”
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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 09:23:06 PM »
Whats the only thing you can place behind a blonde's head to improve her appearance?
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Her ankles!! ;) ;)
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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 09:34:19 PM »
Nice one dave  :o
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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 09:37:05 PM »
You only have one life, so live it & love it, & more importantly LOVE YOURSELF!

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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 09:50:39 PM »
Nice one dave  :o

Dave? So he's called Rodney then?
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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 10:10:12 PM »
F off. I'm now offline   ;)
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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 10:49:56 PM »
Nice one dave  :o

Dave? So he's called Rodney then?
I suppose Trigger is next
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Re: She was Sooo Blonde!
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 12:42:34 AM »
if it's a boy they're going to call him Rodney, after Dave!!!  Classic
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