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Old Cruser

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One for the Ladies
« on: February 13, 2014, 06:32:08 PM »

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.   ;)

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Re: One for the Ladies
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 07:44:51 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on February 13, 2014, 06:32:08 PM
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.   ;)

Yep  >;
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Re: One for the Ladies
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 08:33:39 PM »
Glad I've got tyres  ;)
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Re: One for the Ladies
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2014, 08:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Fly on February 16, 2014, 08:33:39 PM
Glad I've got tyres  ;)

Ha! Fly - always new you had no balls  :-?
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Re: One for the Ladies
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 08:58:36 PM »
I've also got the ability to ban you from this forum, but I won't. Cos it's uncalled for, and you make me laugh  ;)
There is also nothing wrong with my balls or cock.
We had the council out last year when the toilet wouldn't flush properly. All is sorted  ;)
 
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Re: One for the Ladies
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2014, 09:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Fly on February 16, 2014, 08:58:36 PM
I've also got the ability to ban you  from this forum, but I won't. Cos it's uncalled for, and you make me laugh  ;)
There is also nothing wrong with my balls or cock.
We had the council out last year when the toilet wouldn't flush properly. All is sorted  ;)

Awww he wuvs me weelly  :-*
Pleased everything is working tickety Boo  ;)  :))
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Re: One for the Ladies
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2014, 09:42:38 PM »
Or as my Glaswegian friend always says:
What's worn under a Scotsman Kilt?
Nothing, it's all in perfect working order!!
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