A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to take them off."
She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, if I take them off, I will die." the man didn't believe so he ripped them off of her head. She fell to the floor and died.
He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.
All he heard was "Breathe in, breathe out, breath in...."