Philosophy

[Old Cruser]

This is perhaps the most profound   
      philosophy I have heard in recent times:

"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free . . .
it's women who make it hard."

 
 

[Gerty Gumdrop]

Bit of a back handed compliment there.  If you want to take it as one 

[Pete]

Keep it clean girls, children might be reading these forums...  ) ) )

[Old Cruser]

Keep it clean girls, children might be reading these forums...  ) ) )

Clean? What 'do' you mean? 

[Gerty Gumdrop]

Yes Mr M, explain yourself.  Clean??  No idea what he means Pam, have you? 

[Pete]

You pair are todger mad.

[Old Cruser]

You pair are todger mad.

What's one of those then Pete