School Humour

[Alsatian]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer, shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, Hes a doctor.

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, Shes dead."