One for the men

[Old Cruser]

> >
> >   A FEMALE DENTIST PREPARES THE NEEDLE TO GIVE THE MAN
> > WITH TOOTHACHE AN
> > ANAESTHETIC INJECTION.
> >
> > "NO WAY! NO NEEDLES, I HATE NEEDLES!” THE GUY SAID.
> >
> > SO THE DENTIST STARTS TO HOOK UP HER NITROUS OXIDE GAS AND
> > THE MAN
> > OBJECTS AGAIN.
> >
> > "I CAN'T DO THE GAS THING EITHER.
> >
> > THE THOUGHT OF HAVING THE GAS MASK ON MY FACE MAKES ME
> > FAINT!”
> >
> > SHE THEN ASKS THE GUY IF HE HAS ANY OBJECTION TO TAKING A
> > PILL.
> >
> > "NO OBJECTION,” THE PATIENT SAYS. "I'M FINE WITH
> > PILLS.”
> >
> > WHEN SHE RETURNS SHE SAYS, "HERE'S A VIAGRA AND A GLASS OF
> > WATER.”
> >
> > THE GUY SAYS, "WOW! I DIDN'T KNOW VIAGRA WORKED AS A PAIN
> > KILLER!”
> >
> > "IT DOESN'T” SHE SAID,
> >
> > "BUT IT’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO WHILE I PULL
> > YOUR TOOTH
> > OUT."
> >
> >