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My job search
« on: November 16, 2018, 02:13:50 PM »
1.  My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned .  Couldn't concentrate .

2.  Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe .

3.  After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4.  Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5.  Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6.  Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.

7.  My best job was a Musician, but eventually found  I wasn't noteworthy.

8.  I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  but didn't have any patience.

9.  Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  It burned down. 500 soles were lost. They think some heel started the fire.

10.  I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11.  Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13.  After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14.  My last job was working in Starbucks,  but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 

15 .  SO, I TRIED

RETIREMENT !

AND I FOUND I'M

PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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