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Alsatian

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Drinking Fast
« on: December 22, 2011, 04:26:50 PM »
A man goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The barman says, ?Excuse me, why are you drinking so fast??

The guy says, ?You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.?

The barman says, ?What do you have??

The guy says, ?75 pence.?
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Re: Drinking Fast
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 07:13:09 PM »
I'm not going to post a,  :) , for every one of your joke posts.
I don't give a sh1t who's got the biggest post count  ;D

I liked them all  8)
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Re: Drinking Fast
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 07:25:57 PM »
What Fly said :)
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left.

 

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