Hands up and true honesty. I've hit two pheasants, both fatally sadly

One was at Gilder wells on the way back from Shirebrook.
I stopped, put it the boot and we had a stew a couple of days later.
The second was on the M1 whilst I was doing about 70mph over taking an HGV.
It flew straight in front of me after missing the HGV.
Cost my gaffa £200 or more to replace the front valance, it got shattered.
Sadly, I once hit a cat

It jumped over a wall and landed in font of my taxi. I stopped immediately. Was doing about 15-20mph.
But I still heard a thud.
I saw the cat run off up a genel, so I got out the car and followed it.
Sadly it was laid there not looking too good.
I picked it up and knocked on a few doors nearby to try and find the owner.
I found the owner

As I passed the cat to the owner, it drew it's last breath and passed away

Yes, just been and wiped my eyes. 1999 was my Annus Horribuluos.
I hope this guy get's his cummupence. Batsard !!