I've seen the TV shows with larger dogs and wheels on their back ends.
They look so lively and happy, dog and owner.
That's all good and well, but the dog can't get up and put them on itself.
I'm quite unhappy that someone I know puts a nappy on their elderly dog every night

Yes, they love the dog, it's 16 years old, they've had it since it was a pup.
Beer maybe on my part. But nappy, dog, 16,
I'm glad I'm not the dog.