ohhh if we are talking lager - mines a carlesberg special brew pls 
Surely (dont call me Shirley) Carlsberg Special Brew is a Mesters drink.
Not for ladies.Proper ladies that is.
Now Scroates on benefits I can understand.
Breakfast - perhaps a couple of litres of strong cider.
Go in to town on free bus pass.
Get some more cheap cider, unless its benefit day and get CSB.
Sit near Crooked Spire and tell each other about who has sexually enjoyed each other in already slurred speach.
As I witnessed on an early break having a bacon sarnie, having already done half a shift on the buses.
This is whilst tourists are taking photos of Crooked Spire.
What must they think?
Cant tell you the full dialogue of what they were saying, it was too disgusting.
It made me feel ashamed of our lack of policing of this area which is a no alcohol zone monitored by CCTV.